We’re hosting 10 people for Thanksgiving tomorrow, so I decided to pick up some poppers to decorate the plates.
Then, I flipped the box over and noticed it said “do not sell to anyone under 16”. I took another look, and I’d like to share with you all what comes inside of these poppers:
WTF, UK? Why would I want to give my guests mini-screwdrivers and carabiners? What, exactly, is wrong with paper crowns and plastic toys? And how am I going to explain to our guests, some of whom I barely know, why I gave them tweezers and staplers? Man, this is totally going on the list.